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pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

(via ugly)





snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

(via joshpeck)